Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
i volunteer with 13-15 months old babies. whenever we go outside to play, we join the 15-18 months old babies and their teachers always bring music. it’s usually good music like Disney songs that I tend to sing along to. until today…. they played “What does the Fox say”. I hadn’t heard it in months and I knew every line. Why are they exposing the kids to it so early? :O but the babies liked it and bounced along to the song.